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an overabundant amount of compliments leading to extreme annoyance.
joe: you're so sexy, you smell good, i want your ass on my face so i can see it all the time.
alexis: just stop.
(remember on the first date, only compliment a girl once or it may cause flabbergastment trauma)
news reporter:
"After the rape vitcims were found, there was said to be 5 counts of flabbergasted vaginias."
6👍 26👎
that moment when you accidentally jizz into an apple and your 4 year old son bites into it
"AH CUMFILLED FLABBERGASTER, NATHANIEL THAT IS NOT THE NON-GMO APPLE."
1👍 3👎
When your penis gets soft after you fuck the hell out of a tight anus.
His dick was soft after we fucked it look like a flabbergasted pickle
1👍 6👎
When your, until this moment, normal phone goes "gotcha bitch, touch screen is no more", and you can't type anymore.
Often resulting in having to call your friends to inform them.
Can't type anymore dude, my phone just screen flabbergasted on me.
when something flabbergasters you
OMG that smell is absolutely flabbergastering