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One of the "ok" instruments in band, rival to the clarinets. Flutes control the woodwind section but are just waiting to be overthrown by the clarinets.
Those flutes have it coming for them
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a word for the vagina used for comical impact!
shut ya legs i can see ya flute!
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a torturous instrument that your parents make you play.
its made of metal, silver if ur a richypants.
it has way too many keys to count and squeaks if you suck at playing it.
beware the wrath of flute!
guy 1:man i had to practice for forever yesterday.
guy 2:haha. your mom made u do a flute.
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Flute: (v) To majorly screw up at the worst time possible, usually the most obvious. Results in ridicule. Derived from exposed flute-parts in bands totally failing and everyone knowing it.
"I just hope I don't flute during my big solo."
"Oh man, did you see the game last night? 2 seconds left in the 4th quarter and the quarterback flutes and throws an easy interception!"
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The process of resinating a bowl of cannabis through the carburetor.
it's kicked? pass that piece over here i'm gonna flute it.
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The most annoying instrument in band.
John: Dude did you hear that flute?
Mark: Unfortunately.
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Flute -- While men pee you can play a song based on the pee hitting the water. Stop and go and create a rhythm. Once you get really good you play in public. Playing is in public is when you choose a stall rather than a urinal then while you in the stall you wait for other to come in. Then you play your flute as your pee hits the water and you choose your song.
Flute -- Airports are a very nice venue because the bathrooms are always crowd to show off the muscial abilities of the flute penis. After you play your song with the power flush of the airport toilettes is like an audience clapping.
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