The correct way of saying the s-word (spork). A foon is a cross between a fork and a spoon, commonly used at parties or
school cafeterias
"Please pass the foon, Johnny!"
a synonym for spork that sounds retarded
Person 1: Hey dude could you pass the plastic foons?
Person 2: Wtf?
To foap the foon/ to masturbate.
Bro i really want to foap the foon right now