How people who aren't wanna-be rappers, gangstas and pimps (i.e. everyone else on the damned planet) say 'Fo sheezy'.
The next time I come home high on crack, my moms gonna kill me for sure.
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Word used when your girlfriend is hella mad, in which case you gotta forget about your side hoe and run to the florist to get her enough flowers to give you an asthma attack. And enough chocolate to give Murica diabetes would also be appropriate.
You: hey babe you ok?
Her: sure
You inside: SHIT WHAT HAVE I DONE I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE FUCK WHERE THE FLOWERS AT.
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what you say when someone asks if you want to do something you do not want to do, but you are too nice to say no
Tim: hey man wanna swing by hooters later, nom on some wings and pick up some slooters?
me: yeah for sure, let me check my schedule
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A low key way to piss off your girlfriend/wife and make her look like she is being βcrazyβ, or βbitchyβ, for finding your simple, straight, answer to her question rude, or confusing.
Wife: Honey, would you like me to make you another taco?
Husband: Sure.
Wife: (blinks quickly and rapidly multiple times)
Husband: (smirks on the inside and waits)
Wife: You know what Ron? I know how much you love my tacos, so I spent all evening making them just for you. The least you could do is say YES PLEASE, and hey how about a THANK YOU while your at it???
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A way to tell someone (often your boss) to fuck off.
Can you send me the ROI of your trip compared to the cost analysis for you being in the office that day based on our real time data intelligence?
Answer: Sure....
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