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when, after giving a blow job, one spits the semen back into the guy's face
Kayla: "Guess what Kelly did last night?"
Ashley: "What?"
Kayla: "She totally gave Ben a venetian fountain."
Ashley: "That shit is nasty! I hope he closed his eyes in time."
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A legendary pool of magical water found in Hackberry, Louisiana said to have powerful effects upon drinking from it. After taking a drink from this fountain, it is believed that the individual is ascended into an unrivaled story teller, able to create unbelievable and captivating tales.
Ah dammit, I just got 1-up'd. That guy must have visited Troy Fountain.
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The unique ability of certain women gifted with powerful Kegel (pussy) muscles to suck bath water into their vaginal vault and squirt it out in a fountain-like manner.
I watched this one ole girl do a fountain of Florence.She squirted from the tub into the toilet.....a distance of four feet.
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When an orthodox-Jewish man ejaculates into a bitty's mouth, after which she spits the cum into her vagina, thereby avoiding the Biblical prohibition of wasting sperm and making a blowjob possible.
Joel: Dude, this bitch gave me a sick Fountain Head last night. At first I remembered, "Oh no my seed!" Then I was like, "oh yeah, we're good bitch."
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A shock site that features an Asian woman being laid while she is shitted on and milk is squirted on her from the anuses of other women.
Bill: Would you like a glass of milk Miles?
Miles: Not after seeing Milk Fountain
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The act of engaging in oral sex after the consenting female has ingested copious amounts of noodles therefor leading to a fountain of noodle's being draped over your erect penis when the throat is is poked with your member.
Hooked up with a girl at a chinese restraunt last night, i rammed her head onto my member and she noodle fountain'd me.
The act of ejaculating in your own mouth while masturbating.
I hope i am not gonna do a drinking fountain this time.