to subvert justice; to fix something so others won't know about it; to extend a criminal or civil legal matter and pretend someone is actually going to be punished; to get out of a crime
A drug dealer is discussing his case with his lawyer. His lawyer finally asks him "how much are you willing to spend to fritz this?"
A wealthy, prominent member of the community has been arrested for DWI. Before his trial begins, his lawyer approaches a member of the State's Attorney's office and asks "how much donation money is required to fritz his?
"An attractive speeder has been pulled over by a law enforcement officer. As he's approaching the car, she unbuttons her blouse to show an excessive amount of cleavage. She then turns to the officer and asks him "what is it going to take to fritz this?"
A child's mother buys him an expensive bicycle, which he carelessly leaves in a playmate's driveway. The front wheel is accidently ran over and crushed by the friends teenage brother. The boy hides the bike in his garage until his Father returns home, he then asks his Dad "can you fritz this so Mom won't know about it?"
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the act of being crazy high
โ guys Iโm on the fuckin fritz right nowโ
โyoo how much did you smoke? you were on the fritz last nightโ
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A teacher who you would fisrt think is an okay teacher at the beggining of the school year.. then two days later, OMG what a fucking fat ass old blonde fag!!! Fritz's are often found... well, nowhere! the are just so undesirable!
Laura: OMG! i dont want to go to class!!! i hate fritz!
Candace: OH! did't you hear! She was the last fritz on earth and went instinct last night!
Laura: WICKED BITCH!
candace: She was replaced with a hot exotic male nurse, and is going to practice CPR with the class to celabrate the good news of the END OF ALL FRITZ!!
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To premature ejaculate. Is more appropriate if the cause of said ejaculation is mind destroyingly ugly.
"Hmm, don't be alarmed, but I think I'm about to Fritz it in my calvins."
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some one thats a father figure,one that treats you as an adoptive son.an older person with long hair and a beard that does good things for others. santa clause jerry garcia jesus christ
papa fritz bailed me out, no questions asked. i was going to join a gang, then papa fritz talked me out of it.
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(adj.)To be extremely intoxicated.
"I ate two hits of acid and have been drinking all night, I'm pretty schnitzer fritzed. "
A mother-fucking badass.
Fritz the Cat is a mother-fucking badass.
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