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A ginger is person with red hair, freckles, and pale skin. They are absolutely amazing. Gingers secretly have super powers and that is why every one is so jelly of them. Gingers will someday rule the world. Ginger boys are my favorite toys.
Guy: "Hey Ginger, what time is it?"
Ginger: "I'd say about half past a freckle."
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someone with red hair who inspires jealousy in all those around them who wish they were blessed with the same gene. gingers also tend to be EXTREMELY good looking, and irresistibly attractive to the opposite sex. gingers have been known to brutally murder those who try to hide their jealousy through insults, so all you non-gingers sitting at your computers wishing you had red hair, be careful what you say. you could be next.
non-ginger 1: dude, look at those gingers over there
non-ginger 2: i know man, i wish i had hair like that
non-ginger 1: hey, lets make fun of them and pretend theyre not the awesomest people we've ever met and that we wouldnt give anything to be half as cool as them!
non-ginger 2: thats what i was thinking dude!
ginger: *kills both non-gingers in their sleep*
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Godly Being, Red Hair, Blue Eyes, White Skin, Freckles (Optional)
Man: Hey, are you related to that Ginger, um, whats his name? Oh yeah, Carrot Top
Woman: Um, yes he is my cousin, why?
Man: He is one funny ass Ginger, he is like a God
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Gingers are people with pale skin and red hair. They are subject to torture from others because of this. They are called 'Soulless' or 'Vampires', because their skin color is pale, and they can burn easily.
That is untrue, the Soulless/Vampire part. Gingers are not blood suckers, nor are they soulless. It all depends on the person. Never judge a book on it's cover. You could meet one ginger who is mean, but another one could be nice.
Person 1: Hey, look! A Ginger! That girl has no soul!
Person 2: Dude, that's not right. Just because a person has red hair does not mean that they have no soul.
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Didn't Christy Carlson Romano do the voice for Kim Possible, a ginger?
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A person who is the cause of jealousy. They are the superior race. Deal with it, mongrel.
Boy - God, they are amazing!
Girl - That's because they are ginger
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A word commonly used by assholes to refer to a Redheaded person. Ginger people have souls and aren't out to suck anyones blood out of them. Nor do they have "gingervitus" cause that doesn't fucking exist. Being called a ginger is offending and rude.
Prick : Hey look at the ginger!
Ginger: Fuck you.
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Ginger; someone with red hair.
It's said that we gingers are soul-less.
And vampires.
And worship the devil.
We have more stress than the average person, because let's face it.
You'll never know a ginger who is 'average'.
Gingers are naturally sexy.
We got it going on.
The blondes & brunettes are jealous because we're so unique.
If you're a ginger with blue eyes, you're VERY RARE, according to the gene pool.
Lindsay Lohan, Thomas Jefferson, and etc. are ginger.
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