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Gabe is not an actual human. He is a pigeon wearing a human skin. But you can easily see the truth by a Gabes behavior. They will make loud pigeon noises, and usually with no reason. They do this because they don't understand the human thing you are doing, so they try do distract/confuse you with pigeon thing you don't understand. They will also steal all of your food. ALL OF IT. So if you fear that a Gabe is around, hide your food. These are the main 2 signs of a Gabe, but there are many more. The best way to tell is if you see a human with pigeon habits. Please protect yourself.
Dude, why is that guy acting so weird?
He's probably a Gabe
OMG, HE LOOKED AT US!!!!!!!!! RUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
(insert Gabe making Pigeon noises here)
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Gabe's are Always On, even when you don't want them to be. They're incredibly driven in all of their artistic pursuits. Definitely a moocher, a lover of food if you will. They tend to have commitment issues, and normally jump from one relationship into the next, until they find the perfect Teet. They are wizards at improv comedy and songwriting, and can write you a ballad of greatness that mostly pertains to bars, half-lit cigarettes, and best friends. Always the life of the party with a guitar in one hand and a Shocktop in the other. Has never shaved his pubes, but no one seems to mind. You'd like them.
"Oh great, Gabe's got the guitar. I'm going out for a cigarette."
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Gabe is a guy that gets a girl and looses her but gets her back later his eyes are brown and so is his hair gabe's are very rare to find.
Gabe's girl:omg I'm so happy gabe is my boyfriend
Girl 2:ya I'm so happy for you -jealous-
Gabe:hey babe
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Slang for the word butthole. Not used often but a very powerful insult. A Gabe can be referred to as a ๐ฌ๐ป๐พ๐ผ๐ฝ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ซ๐พ๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ธ๐ต๐ฎ. A person who calls you a โGabeโ intends on crushing your spirits.
1: Ugh! Henry youโre acting like a Gabe!
2: Person one: You know whatโฆ youโre such a GABE
Person two: IM GONNA CRY.
3: You smell like a gabe that hasnโt been washed since last Marchโฆ
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The act of constantly being on social media and/or posting excessively often.
John was gabing last night, when he was on his cell updating his status all night.
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Gabe is a sexy catboy maid and they have piss kinks and love to suck cock and snort c0ke off of e-girl big mommy milker boobies.They also enjoy meowing at horny old people from Florida
Person 1: omg I love Gabe so much
Person 2: I know right, heโs perfect
Person 1: literally.