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The act of constantly being on social media and/or posting excessively often.
John was gabing last night, when he was on his cell updating his status all night.
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(gay-bing)-v- To make a lie so retarded that everyone looks at you like your an asshole.
Synonym(s): Impulsive Lier
-Guy 1: Dude I totally have a falcon that kills anyone from the government that is out to get me because I'm a part of an organization called FBI I'm the president of it because i made it.
-Guy 2: Uh dude...stop gabing me. We all know thats not true
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-Guy 1: Dude I have cancer. But I have hair that I can glue to my head. AND IT GROWS WITH MY HAIR!
-Guy 2: Wow thats not cool. Stop gabing me you retard.
~Next Day~
-Guy 1: Oh the cancer thing is all over with because I made a cure and I used it. But it was only enough for myself and the ceiling collasped on my head so i forgot how to do it.
-Guy 2: *Walks away shaking his head* Fucking asshole.
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-Nerd 1: Insert popular girl's name here totally blew me last night.
-Nerd 2: Yeah right. Stop gabing me.
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Being physically inept; out of shape.
fat-ass
Guy one: Wow, John couldn't even finish the lap.
Guy two: Yeah, he was gabing it pretty bad.
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Gabe is a gabe. The true definition of a Gabe is that they are gabe, and nothing else. Other forms of Gabe are unreal as it is just gabe.
Marcus: Is that Adrian? What is he doing
Pawel: Nah that’s Gabe doing Gabe things
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Those dinosaur looking birds that roam your neighborhood.
Gabe get out of the road you’re going to get hurt.
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Gabe is just Gabe he is just doing Gabe things leave him alone.
Is that Gabe
yeah hes doing Gabe things.
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Gabe is Gabe. He merely exists. Passively traveling wherever the universe takes him. Nothing but a hunk of molecules and proteins basking in the truths of life. Gabe knows why we're here, what life means, but he will not tell an unworthy rat such as you or I. He is Gabe.
you: "Hey! Hey Gabe!"
gabe:...
you: "I wish to be bestowed in your power of everlasting knowledge and wisdom!"
gabe: "You are unworthy"
*Gabe then proceeds to smite your ass and you disintegrate into pure nothingness.*
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