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Modern Cockney Slang for 'the Shitter' or Bum Hole.
...I stuck my gammon rod right up her Garry Glitter...
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Getting fucked so hard you get sent to the hospital
Yo did you hear about jenise? She was getting garried last Saturday
NICE GARRY!!! is a term used by only LITTY ausies can use this term. If someone does something like a legend you say NICE GARRY
Jack: Did you see dan talk back to the teacher.
Jason: Yeah.
Jake: NICE GARRY!!!!
JAY IS SOOOO LIT
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A Dirty Garry is when a man secretly puts a ecstasy pill on the end of his nob and has anal sex with a women. Spiking her with the drug threw her anus
Aw last night man I totally tricked this girl into a Dirty Garry
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The Most Beautiful Person, Inside And Out. So Lucky To Have You As My Boy, You Make Everything So Complete And Effortless. Without You Ide Be Nothing. Ide Be Lost Without You.
You Dont Understand How Special You Are And How Much You Mean To Me, Your My World, My Everything And Beyond.
Promise Me Youll Never Leave Me? Cause I Aint Going Nowhere.
I Love You With Every Part Of My Body!
F O R E V E R ?
Garry Stanton, They Say Nothing Lasts Forever, So I Guess Your My Nothing
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Garrys mod. Known to plenty as Gmod. A modification for Half life 2 in which allows you to spawn any object or ragdoll from the game Half Life 2, and now Counterstrike Source. Lately, Garry has been getting really bad at programming Garrys mod, and now a player cannot change his or her spray, or model without going through the cfg file, and many people complain about that, and usualy end up banned on Garrys forum, because Garry doesn't want to hear it. Garry has become a stuck-up prick over time, and trash-talks plenty of people. There is a modification for Gmod out there called Ultimate Garrys Mod, making Gmod much more fun, user friendly, and adds many more things such as NPC spawning.
Shortly after UGMs release, Garry implemented many of UGMs concepts, but some of them failed. Once again, UGM comes to the rescue, but Garry later on releases Gmod v8, the most terrible version known to man. Many bugs, such as the problems with the spray, and models bit I mentioned above. He shortly releases a bug fix for v8, but it too is terrible, such as very long loading times just to name one. It does much better than v8, but, like before, there were still plenty bugs. Again, later on, Garry releases v8.3b. It's much better than 8.3a, but still the model and spray bugs weren't fixed. But the loading times were, so one problem solved. Except now, the NPC feature doesn't work, which is a real pain in the ass. Oh Garry, when will you stop being lazy and get around to listening to the people, and fixing your errors?
Gamer one: Hey, did you get the new gmod?
Gamer two: Yeah, it's alright, but Garry should stop being such a tyranical dictator and listen to people, and brush up on his programming.
Gamer one: Yeah...
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to have an affair with your best mates wife
"My best mate was sleeping with my wife...yeah he did a Garry Lyon on me"