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Rhyming term for "score" made popular by the retards from the MTV UK show "Geordie Shore". It is most commonly used when scoring in the sense of pulling a potential mate.
Jay: I went to Madame Koo's straight after the gym last night and hit five Jagerbombs before talking to a group of tangerine tarts from Jesmond.
Gaz: Nice one, did you Geordie Shore?
Jay: Yeah man I went home with Cheryl even though she's brutal.
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A geordie circle is a group of half wits who seek enjoyment out of gathering in a circular formation to kick a downed assailant/victim.
The name is derived from the circle made by the geordie's.
That lad we gave a geordie circle to last neet had nay chance.
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Term used to describe a fair haired boy from Newcastle who is easily confused and lacks the ability to spell "blonde" correctly. Otherwise known as "the dyslexic womble". Linked to nibbledora who is equally blonde at times....or arguably at all times
by the dyslexic womble himself
david: "It's confusing for a blond geordie"
nibbledora: "do you mean blondE david?"
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Geordi La Forge was a regular character in the television series Star Trek: The Next Generation, played by LeVar Burton.
He held the rank of Lieutenant Commander and was the Chief Engineer of the USS Enterprise-D and USS Enterprise-E, both under Captain Jean-Luc Picard.
Seinior staff meeting, conversation between Captain Jean-Luc Picard and Geordi La Forge:
La Forge: It's hopeless, there is nothing we can do.
Picard: Are you absolutely sure, Mr. La Forge?
La Forge: Wait a minute..! If we reconfigure ... sub processor ... conduit ... realign ... convert ... main deflector dish!
Picard: How long?
La Forge: A couple of hours.
Picard: Make it so!
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A fart performed in bed by one's wife/female partner, so loud in volume and pungent in smell that it would rouse even a work-shy geordie from his foul sleep pit.
"Howay Pet! Mind tha Geordie alarm clock. Yor orse has splattered broon allaver me pidjammers!"
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The act of lying one's penis across another human's eyes causing such person to look like Geordi La Forge from the hit television series Star Trek.
Head was passed out on the couch from drinking too much beer and Darrin slapped him the Geordi La Forge as Willie took a picture for remembrance.
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When you wear your headphones with the headband over your eyes, making you look like the Star Trek character Geordi La Forge.
My headphones fell over my eyes, so I wound up Geordi La Forging.