Third Lap Bullshit

When all the shit goes down on the third lap in Mario Kart. The kind of shit that drops you from 1st to 8th because someone got a blue shell and used it while you were in mid-air.

I almost got 1st in all 4 races, but some Third Lap Bullshit happened on Rainbow Road.

$?

Shorthand text for "How much does it cost?"

Joe: Hey, you wanna buy my old TV?

Steve: $?

Joe: $200

Steve: I'll think about it

Geordi La Forging

When you wear your headphones with the headband over your eyes, making you look like the Star Trek character Geordi La Forge.

My headphones fell over my eyes, so I wound up Geordi La Forging.