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Basically the more modern version of Mr. Darcy. You can do the multiplication table by his freckles, and he has curly brown hair and hazel eyes that match perfectly with his roguish grin. If you ever find a Gilbert Blythe, you need to keep him before he gets away. He's the epitome of perfection.
Me: "Have you seen the new Gilbert Blythe at school?"
Anne Shirley: "Who?"
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Bertie Gilbert has a cleft chin which makes him super hot! He played Scorpios Malfoy (Draco Malfoy's Son) in the 'Harry Potter' movie "The Deathly Hallows: Part 2' and has been in a couple of other things too like 'Horrible Historys'. Also he is a bit crazy, but still very lovable!
Wow, look at his cleftchin, Oh wow its Bertie Gilbert!
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Verb, to burn something down that is so unbearable you cannot deal with it
My mother was so fat that we couldn't remove her from the house when she died, so we Gilbert Graped her.
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A basketball player for the washington wizards. He has made the all-star team for the second straight year.
He is finally getting some of the repect he deserves although he is still underrated.
He wears the number 0 on his jersey because thats how many minutes people said he would play in college
Did you see arenas hit that crazy jumper last night
Yea. If the wizards didn't have Gilbert Arenas they would blow.
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An Ed Gilbert is the act of taking a haymaker punch to the vagina. The aim of the Ed Gilbert is to become imbedded fully into the uterus of the recipient, at which point the puncher will begin to masturbate with his own feet, until semen spurts out of every known orifice on the human body. By the end of the Ed Gilbert the puncher will have lost his arm inside the uterus and will begin to stimulate ovulation in the female. This is commonly how the average man and woman will complete coidis. To ensure fertilisation the final actions of the Ed Gilbert include taking a two footed kick and a flying head butt at the anus of the female. Only one in five parcipiants ever survive this mating ordeal.
Is she dead?
Not sure, I heard Alex Barry gave her an Ed Gilbert though!
Gilbert 2000s are the Cheap fake mexican version of Nike trainers that the broke gay hoe Gilbert Ochoa wears. You can find them on ebay or even buy a pair from China.
Marcos: "What are thooooose ?!!"
Gilbert: "Nikes..."
Marcos: "Nah they are the Gilbert 2000s !!!"
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The most under-rated person in country music. Writes with Jason Aldean, and is responsible for most of his songs. Has an excellent voice, and almost died in a car crash on highway 129, which inspired him to write music full time. True Musical Genius. Look him Up.
Brett: Man have you heard that new Jason Aldean song "My Kinda Party"
Me: Yeah, too bad Brantley Gilbert wrote and preformed that song in 2007. As Well as Dirt Road Anthem. Aldean is still very respectable though.
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