The sound you make when you take a dick in your throat with equal willingness and excitement
That girl really Goff'd my dick.
A person that thinks their a goth not understanding any occult knowledge, gothic cathedral architecture and gnosis i.e knowledge based cerbral thought.
Wow, she plays the part well in her Halloween costume with fashionable cynicism- oh she's a Goff! He looks nice in full satanic regalia as he hurts others for drug and insecurity fund, oh he's a Goff.
GOFF, or G.O.F.F is an abbreviation of "Go Out For Fucking". To GOFF is to go out for the sole purpose of laying pipe, or getting piped, nothing else. GOFF is pronounced similarly to "goof".
Friend_1: "So do you usually go out to party? Or..."
Friend_2: "Nope, I only GOFF!"
To utterly collapse in the face of pressure. To fail to live up to even pedestrian expectations.
I goffed up that interview so bad. They asked such softball questions too.
Somebody who desires to be treated as goth but hasn't put any time or effort into their image or personality.
Steve may wear black and drink coffee but he isn't deep, he's not dangerous. he thinks make up is for gays and leather is for perverts. He can't take an insult and he's never been to a rave. He isn't goth, he's goff. Just a little off.
The cum that clogs the shower drains in college dorms.
Guy 1: Bro what the fuck?! I cant shower! The water won’t go down the fucking drain!
Guy 2: Sorry bro we’ve been away for a bit, dudes get horny. I didn’t mean to Justin Goff the shower.