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The act of becoming so drunk that you start speaking in the third person and obsessing over a woman or object(aka. the precious).
Max: "We deserve the pussyyyyyy! Why don't we get the Pussy?"*in drunken slur whilst rolling on ground*
RJ: " Dude stop being a party gollum"
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Greasy Gollum is when you squat in a corner and jerk it hard then when the cum is out use it as lube and then stick a ring on your cock and repeat the phrase "my precious"
Man I just greasy Gollum it next to bob!!
Indulging in unhealthy loner behavior
Hey want to go to the movies?
No, I’m having some gollum time, leave me alone
When a person performs fellatio like the creature Gollum most likely would. Perched on all fours, no hands, all neck.
Saw a porn where the girl was sucking dick like Gollum. I'm trying to get that Gollum Head!!!
Gollum sickness: They see a ring (on a person) and become possessive over it (the person) and covet it above all else. This can also make them a vile wretched person, of a low nature, slinking in dark places.
Best advice, toss them into a volcano and keep on walking. ;)
"Why is Mike stalking Lisa's Facebook all day? Oh she just got engaged and he's lost it, dude's got Gollum sickness."
Individual showing no emotion. See also solemn state.
"He didn't laugh once at that Andrew Dice Clay CD? Shit, what a solemn gollum."
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A person who buys vinyl records and keeps them sealed just to make a profit or try to make others jealous. They treat records like their "preciousssss"
Dude, that guy always brags about having a bunch of sealed records, he's a such a frekin Vinyl Gollum.
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