the government

a bunch of damn fools

Taxation is theft, I don't play by the rules.

I make the government look like a bunch of damn fools.

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governator

Arnold Schwarzenegger -- Governor of California, cyborg sent back from the year 2102 to take control of California, and then the whole world.

"Vote for me again next year, and I'll be back!"

*inagauration*
"Asta La Vista Gray Davis!"

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governator

more proof that anyone with name recognition and lots of airtime can be elected, even if there is a lot of air in his head.

see george bush, or monkey.

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governator

An actor from the Terminator series who attempts to become governor of California.

Arnold Schwarzenegger for governor of California!

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government

an expletive.

the phrase 'no one' is often used as an euphemism.

no one is to be blamed for your predicament.

no one owes us a living.

this is a democracy. no one will attempt to circumvent your freedom of speech.

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governator

arnold shwarzeneggers next role ... former bodybuilder/actor becomes governor of california

i cant wait to see what happens with the governator

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government

The organization that will take away your liberties to preserve your "freedom." Resistance to government is evil. You must always make sure the government is happy. Opposing government is advocating chaos. Never ever ever ever consider anarchy because it is bad. Government will always help you. Politicians never use power for self-interest. Absolute power does not corrupt absolutely. If the Party says two plus two equals five, it is true.

Liberal: The government is excessively curbing our civil liberties in the name of--

Me: Duh. So what else is new?

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