Gripping

After ordering a soft drink from a fast food restaurant (preferably drive thru), you squeeze the drink they hand to you while they are still holding it, causing the drink to spill all over their hand.

Inevitable results: the worker has an even shittier day because not only do they have a shitty job but they also can't kill the people who did this to them.

"yo im bouta do the gripping at this mcdonalds and put it on youtube"

"word do it up. just dont get killed"

*pulls up to drive thru worker* *grips*
*laughs*

*gets shot in the head*
"I had to do it!!" - Lil B (mcdonalds worker)

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grip

trying to cop or grasp someone or something.

dude, you trying to grip her?

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The grip

An extremely large chunk of time spent.

I haven't seen you in the grip! It's been the grip since you've been over here why haven't you been here I. The grip

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Grip

(Noun) Grip - the person you're in an intimate relationship with: lover, spouse, side piece, bf/gf, whoever likes to grip onto you.

(Verb) Gripped - When you get some action with said individual.

(Noun) - "I'll catch you later, I'm about to go meet up with my 'grip' real quick."

(Verb) - "Yo, last night was incredible, I got gripped'!"

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Gripping

To obsessively worry about something to the point of making you worthless.

Man, WTF is up with Kelly? That mofo ain’t done shit in three days.

- His HIV test results come back tomorrow. He’s been gripping about that shit ever since he hooked up with Dana.

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Grip

To grab, obtain, or have something of desired personal want.

" Yo Kev lemme grip that remote for a sec."

"Yuuuh"

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grip

adj. 'ger-rip' a quantity of measurement, usually in the amount of 6,7,8 upwards of 11 of a certain item.

Yo Joey, we rolled into Panini's with a grip of dudes, and were instantly swarmed by like 3 grips of girls and a dude with a really ugly vest.

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