Adjective-Extreme beginner level at learning to play a guitar and making no or slow progress.
"When it comes to finger positioning and chord changes in standard tuning, I freely admit that I am severely guitarded!"
Someone who has no real skill or experience on guitar, yet insists on creating typically unmelodic noise, usually in the form of repeatedly playing the same scale over and over, ad infinitum.
House guest: "What is that noise?"
Host: "Oh. That's my dumb-assed guitarded neighbor with his Fender Strat."
Sucking at guitar despite years of practice.
Dude did Jimmy just start playing guitar?
No, he's been playing for 4 years!
Awwh, poor kid must be guitarded
The state a guitarist enters when playing that is accompanied by a grimace or contortion of the face that makes them appear to be mentally challenged. A portmanteau of "guitar" and "retarded".
"DId you see the solo that Jerry busted out? Dude got guitarded."
That derpy face people make when playing a guitar.
Check out Temu Jimi Hendrix over there getting guitarded.
The sexual arousal associated with watching YouTube videos of people playing Guitar Hero incredibly well on Expert level. May lead to guitargasms depending on how hard or fast the player is strumming, activating star power, and excessive use of the whammy bar.
Fuck yeah! I got a total guitard-on watching it. I almost blew a load in my pants by the time it was done....that shit was intense.