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What happens sometimes when the alcohol wears off before you get a girl back to your room. With the lights turned on, and the buzz gone, you realize that anything that might have caught your eye is really just derivative and uninteresting without the special effects and booze, and that really what you've got looks more like a skinny little boy than Madonna, Greta Garbo,Maryln Monroe, or a mildly amusing Blow-up doll.
The actual gwen stephani is the snapping noise as your dick and scrotum shrivels up rapidly into your abdomen. May require hospitalization and/or counseling for recovery.
Jimmy thought he was being a smart driver by only having one drink, but when his "date" came out of the bathroom, he almost thought he saw balls, but couldn't clear his head enough to prevent a full-on gwen stephanie from knocking him to the ground.
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A pretty good example of a sellout. Gwen, the lead singer of the formerly skankin' No Doubt, decided that ska was just a fad and began cranking out horrible pop songs for MTV2 to repeat 100 times daily. Any talent that she showed off with No Doubt is completly missing here, seeing as how all she can sing about is how much her fecal matter resembles bannas. Not to mention her borderline creepy fascination with Japenese Harajuku girls.
What happened to you Gwen Stefani? Couldn't afford to fill your pool with champagne?
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Used to be a rolemodel for women when she was part of No Doubt, but now she is a poser who likes to dress ghetto, magic, "Japanese" and whatever else comes into her mind.
She owns four Japanese Harajuku girls, but for all I know, they're probably Chinese or something, 'cause they sure as hell don't dress Harajuku. Gwen Stefani likes to kill Japanese and Hispanic culture in videos such as "Rich Girl" and "Luxurious". She can't seem to notice that she has lost her original fanbase.
OMFG i wanna be jus lik gwen stefani and own 4 harajuku gals and sing heeheehehee!111!!!
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"Hang onto your schtick, Gwen's coming over". Gwen Stefani is a schtick schteeler. That is, she'll swipe your signature style whether someone else is using it or not. Just ask Marilyn Monroe, Madonna, Deborah Harry, Dale Bozzio, Annabella Lwin, Kathleen Hanna, and the unsigned, unsung heroes. She wears a lot of make-up for a girl that's just "keeping it real", and is that a demon she's hiding behind that cold, glassy stare? Well she began as the singer in a band that wasn't bad. "No Doubt". A few catchy songs, and we'll still remember "Don't Speak" in a few years. But then she sold OUT like the dickens. Aye Caramba! Now she has Asian girls follow her around like the servants for a white lady. Gwen has started her own clothing line, with a biblical reference, L.A.M.B. No doubt, she does not design all of those garments by herself.
When a woman (Gwen Stefani)reeks of perfume yet claims she never wears it and that you are noticing her body's natural scent (and has a fragrance made in honour of it) one must think "hmmm" to all of this "innocence and honesty" she's splashing about. L.
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Gwen Amber Rose Araujo (February 24, 1985 – October 4, 2002, née Edward Araujo, Jr.) was a transgendered teenager from Newark, California, who died during or shortly after an attack by multiple individuals. The events leading up to Araujo's death were the subject of a pair of criminal trials in which it was alleged that the attackers were angered by the discovery that Araujo — who, at the time, was living as female — was biologically male. In the most recent trial, two of the defendants were convicted of second-degree murder, but the jury concluded that no hate crime was committed. The circumstances of the case have caused it to become a rallying point for the LGBT community, and a number of underreported and controversial aspects about the case and about Gwen's murder remain points of contention.
"Did you see 'A Girl Like Me: The Gwen Araujo Story'?
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A solo pop artist who manages to be both a wigger and a wapanese at the same time and still be loved for it.
Gwen Stefani is a platinum blonde who made a "rap" video, which she tried really hard to be ghetto in. She likes screaming "So kawaii!!!!!!" (pronouncing kawaii wrong) and getting four Japanese female lapdogs to follow her around. Why do people like this woman?
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A strangely pale popstar who insists on wearing bright red lipstick and maintaining platinum blonde hair to make her look even paler. Was once the singer in a band called No Doubt in which she demonstrated far more musical talent than in her new soloist songs. "If I was a Rich Girl" probably reflects what she was thinking when she was stuck with her bandmates who could probably make tons more on their own than her. Catchy songs though. <3
Let's go use four interesting silent foreign people as props like Gwen Stefani.
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