HP

Hangover poo.

"Just had a HP."

"You shouldn't have told us that."

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HPS

Humps per second(HPS) is a universal measurement that measures ones humps per second. The average HPS in North America is 4.2-5.1 HPS. It is illegal to cross international borders with an HPS over 6.8.

Did you see Joe with those 2 girls in the tent. Ya I swear his HPS is almost 9. That's amazing!

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HPS

Horny Prostitute Syndrome, an illness that most white girls suffer from from the ages of 13-24, they begin to think that they are hott while dancing because guys are staring at them( because they dance weird, not that they're good or anything)

The world isn't ready for unnecisary HPS maybe when your older

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hps

Homework Paralysis Syndrome

Occurs when you just cant do your homework. It's not the fact that your homework is hard, its just the fact that you're too lazy to do it.

Guy 1: I have a lot of homework to do
Friend: So why dont you do it?...
Guy:I have hps
Friend: oh, that makes sense

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hps

Holland Park School
The whitest school you can think of.
The head teacher, Mr Hall is a bald headed twat and the teachers are either gay or pedos

“hey do you go hps”
“yeah i can’t wait to leave THAT fucking hellhole”

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HPS

The abbreviation for a type of bulb know as "High Pressure Sodium". It is well-known in horticultural groups. Especially cannabis growers because he spectrum it emits is perfect for use during the flowering cycle of cannabis plants

"My Afghani has been flowering for 4 weeks under a 400w HPS."

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hp

Half-Pound of Weed/Marijuana.

Half-Pound = 8 ounces
4 ounces = QP or quarter pound
1 ounce = 8 eigths
1 eigth = 3.5 grams.

How much u got in that brick there, son?

Well sir, I believe it to be about an HP, but we haven't broken it up yet and were about to scrape it for keef. We'll get back to you on that one later G.

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