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Holly: Let's be honest, the Braves are not a good team.
Taylor: Shut your dick hatch, woman!
1. An opening, usually oval, on a chick through which ejaculate can pass and sperm can be loaded or unloaded.
2. An opening that serves as a doorway for cum.
3. The mouth of a chick.
4. Slang. The throat as used for drinking cum.
1. His usual utterance while cumming was “Down the cum hatch!"
2. "Shut your cum hatch!"
3. (In an Italian accent) Shut up ah yo' cum hatch!
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Retrofit the pudding hatch with the boink swatter -Bloodhound Gang
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In the context of a blind date, an escape hatch is a pre-arranged call placed by a friend to your cell phone shortly after the start time of the date. If the date is going well, the call can be ignored. If the date is a nightmare so far, you answer, pretend that the caller is informing you of an emergency that requires your presence, then excuse yourself immediately. This allows you to cut the date short without embarrassing either party. The phrase can also refer to the friend who places the call.
You: Hey, I have a date with that guy from nerve.com at 8:00; can you be my escape hatch?
Friend: You want me to call you at 8:30 or 9:00?
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Someone who gets in the way of a female who is trying to get some sexual gratification. Similar to a cock block, but with a female being blocked rather than a male.
I was trying to spit game on Jason tonight but that cunt Suzy stepped in and told him I've got the stank puss. Then she hooked up with him. What a snatch hatch!
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The cack hatch is one of many alternative and interesting names for the common anus.
"Oh yeah, she loves it up the cack hatch"
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