war haus

The hugely popular franchise used in video games and film. The films star A-list actors such as Eugio Manguel and Percival (Percy for short) Montagio.

(That American guy who seems to do the narrating for all thriller or action movies): In the deepest, darkest, place on Earth, a savage war rages throughout the eve. The time has come fair bloods.
(A really barbaric German voice screams): War Haus!!!
(Another German shouts): HI SELECTA!

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Haus del guapo

Haus....Haus del guapo. A mexican zombie killer. Hobbies eating burrittos with guapomole, hanging out with his soccer ball named pedro. Things he Says "Hauwsome"....I I mow lawns for 5 dolla... Que!?!?! no speaky spanish....

IM famous mexican you can Haus....... Haus del guapo and my side pedro

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Das Haus Lord

A dominant male figure of the company Das Haus of Bunker usually the husband. Club king of Das Haus of Bunker alongside his wife Das Hauswife.

Das Haus Lord loves to spank me when I am acting naughty.

Maus Haus

The Maus Haus is the ultimate version of the Maus it was planned to be built 1945 if not the war had ended.
It was to be disguised as a haus and be able to destroy any tank and would change the war in the Germans favor.
If this wunderwaffe had been created history would be entirely different.

Hitler-Vie need zo make ze maus haus today or ve vill loose ze war
Porsche-No need fam I got it just wait until september 1945

Haus katze

house cat but in german

"where is the haus katze?
" in your room"

Hau¡

The coolest god on earth.

Hau¡ is the Coolest dude EVER!!!

Das Haus Cats

A person(s) that prefers to stay in the house due to the 2020 pandemic and is an avid Das Haus Cats virtual nightclub fanatic and party goer. A flavor of candy from Dirty Unicorn.

All the Das Haus Cats will join the virtual party on twitch tonight.