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When a male (or female) has experienced a traumatic event in his or her past, usually fabricated to woo the opposite sex and gain sympathy points. The haunted past may be as crazy as one might imagine, yet believable enough to set an impression.
Guy 1: Guess who's a broken man?
Guy 1 and Guy 2: Haunted Past!
Guy 2: Bingo.
run through a haunted house naked with a boner
danm my boner was bouncing up and down,haunted henry
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There's no hockey on tonight, so how aboot we go to the haunted hoose?
A hot drop in any Battle Royale game, but when done by Team Haunt.
Team Haunt: Lets Haunt Drop boys, we're goin' Bogmore!
Any one other than Team Haunt: OH FUCK THEY HAUNT DROPPED IT WITH US, DEATH JUST MOPPED SOME KID
When one's bowels are affected by dietary choices in such a way that the result is a sense of dread, cold chills, sulfuric odors, strange noises, and nightmarish howling emanating from his or her abdomen and/or rectum.
Oh man, those wings I ate have given me a terrible intestinal haunting!
someone extremely unattractive could do this hypothetically
Damn, that mf was so ugly he could haunt a house.
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Inspired by the channel Cinema Sins, a haunted bone is when you end up hooking up with someone that you had ghosted before
Person: You're not gonna be happy with what I did
Friend: What happened?
Person: I was really lonely and had a haunted bone last night with that weird person I matched with
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