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1. A word used to describe a scum bag.
2. A synonym for Walt Disney
3. A fascist dictator who ruled over Germany and caused World War II.
1. "Dude, John is such a fucking Hitler!"
2. Janie: "Hey Amy did you watch the Hitler Channel yesterday?"
Amy: "Fuck yeah! I love Disney!"
Janie: "Especially the Jonas Brothers! They're so gay! <3"
3. Hitler was a dirty fucking cunt.
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1. The human embodiment of pure evil.
2. A reason why condoms should be used more often.
3. Cruel, disturbed and incestuous.
4. One of the biggest hypocrites to ever exist.
If you met Hitler, you'd think the Devil had taken the form of a human being, he really was that much of a cunt
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A douche everyone is glad is dead.
Hitler was Nazi, a Nazi Douchebag, Austrian Nazi Douchebag, a high school drop out, a failed painter, oh, and don't forget he killed 6 million Jews, Gypsies, Russian war criminals, Jehovah's witnesses, black people, and anyone that openly opposed him.
Oh, he also wrote Mein Kampf (My Struggle).
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He may be the worst person to ever live, but he's also the best rapper.
A rap from Hitler himself:
I iz HITLER
COMING TO GET YA
Torture or death
YOU CHOOSE
UNLESS you like jews
And if you are a jew
IM COMIN TO GET YOU
I'm like mussolini but stranger
When you mess with me your in danger
I'm gonna shove you ina gas chamber
part 2 coming soon!
AYEEEEEEE! zank you!
Yo This is rap no2 incase ya cant count
if your still confuzed i will gas you out
my name is mc hitler the dreaded dictator
the exterminator
but no longer do i persicute jews
I'm out ta get me some NOOBS
I'm gonna lure them in with my low post number
I may get knocked down but i'll get up like chumbawumba
With fists like thunder
i'll be draggin' noobs under
And dont you worry i'll make no blunders
I'm gonna harvest the noobs
liquidate them, shove them in tubes
and for years to come
they'll be used as lubes
HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL!
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an ass-hole who was the dictator of Nazi Germany. under his orders the Holocaust was carried out, exterminating political rivals, jews, blacks and... well just look at the list of ethnicities hated by the KKK, and you get a pretty good idea of the people that were targeted. he was also a huge hipprocrit, as he didn't even fit his philosophy that " the blonder your hair and bluer your eyes, the more fit you are to rule the world". after around five years of country stomping and treaty breaking and rampent race based governing, in 1945, when his bunker started getting fired up by ally troops; he put a gun in his mouth and fired up, thus doing the one thing that the entire civilized world had been trying to accomplish: making Hitler bite the bullet.
additionally, believers in the Nostradamus prophecies believe him to be the second of three anti-Christ, the first being Napoleon Dynamite, no wait, that's wrong, his name was Napoleon Bonaparte. if these prophecies are in fact true, than obviously Hitler didn't listen when his big bro Bonaparte told him to bring winter clothes when conquering Russia. mankind will just have to wait and see if the third anti-Christ learned anything from his two older hell spawned brothers. let's pray hes just as incompetent in the end as they were
Ray "hey man, you know what they should do?"
Tim " what?"
Ray" they should like, make a big ass statue of the man who killed Hitler."
Tim "uh-huh..."
Ray " and they could like, gild it with gold and silver and shit, and -"
Tim " I don't know about gold and silver, but shit sounds just about right for it."
Ray "and they could put it in the middle of D.C., and children could take school field trips to see it, and learn about such an international hero."
Tim "Ray, do you know who killed Hitler?"
Ray " no, but it was some ally soldier, wasn't it"
Tim " no, no, it definitely wasn't an allied soldier"
Ray" then who-"
tim " he killed himself, you dumb ass."
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CUNT also see Retard and cock jockey
1.Hitler was a cunt
2.Hitler, like all nazi's was nothing more than a cowardly cock jockey
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