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When a woman is so unattractive, it can cause six million penises to become flaccid.
"That woman isn't just ugly. She causes a boner holocaust."
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n. act in which all the intelligent women of the world will finally unite as one, gather all the sorry niggas* up, set them on fire, and like Usher said Let it Burn
*sorry niggas include, but are not limited to:
1. Niggas who don't pay child support
2. Niggas with 4 childern and 5 baby mommas
3. Any nigga who refers to his child or childrens MOTHER
as "baby mama"
4. Broke, won't get a job cause I gotta play Madden, and
kick it with my boys Niggas
5. Little dick niggas that don't even
try to get you off just happy to
have you there(also big dick
niggas who feel like you owe them
something for them have a mandingo
penis)
6. Niggas who SWEAR they will call you back then "fall
asleep" for like 3 or 4 DAYS and shit
7. Thumb sucking niggas
8. Any nigga that would EVER put his hands on you and hit
you(except for the occasional ass smack, cause that's
hot)
9. Mamma's boy type niggas
10. Niggas who in anyway insult your intelligence
11. A lynin ass nigga
12. A ingnorant, proud to be dumb nigga
13. Niggas intimidated by beautiful, charming, intelligent,
sensitive, having the ability to change your own oil or
pump your gas, females
14. Smelly niggas
15. Desperate, playing on the phone niggas
16. I promise I don't love her anymore we just friends, but
be calling that bitch once a day to see what's up niggas
17. "Your homegirl came on to me," niggas
18. Won't take you nowhere, not even to the park niggas
19. Can't hold down a friendship niggas
20. Call you "shorty", "boo", "ma"..etc. because they
scared they might say some other girls name niggas...
Lesi T Bear: I'm so tired of this sorry as niggas
Kay T Bear: I know right, we need to have a nigga holocaust, Yo!
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When an individual shit's their pants to an excessive amount, to the point that no amount of Tide could save them.
Every night Steamy Ray Vaughn gets up on stage and shits his britches. It's like some kind of britches holocaust.
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The carnage in the refrigerator after 4 days of power outage.
Get a gas mask before you open that door, it's a food holocaust in there!
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n. the event of a person masturbating profusely.
"Everytime you masturbate, a ninja chops the head off a kitten."
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its coming
whats your plan for the zombie holocaust? hope u got guns and spam
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The act of passing silent-but-deadly gas in a crowded elevator and then pressing the emergency stop button.
A few seconds after Dan pressed the emergency stop button, the elevator passengers realized in horror that they were trapped in a Dutch Holocaust.
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