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The act of embracing a fried, colleague or celebrity while lying on a bed, couch, counter or car seat and without the involvement of any articles of clothing.
Nothing happened in the VIP room with Blake Shelton honey...we were just Horizontal Hugging.
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To lay down in a horizontal position. To go to bed, catch some z's, hit the sheets, etc.
What a night, gonna go hit the horizontal.
Stayed up all night studying for exams...time to go finally hit the horizontal.
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A large fat fuck that is literally challenged to walk. He usually wobbles as he creates massive earthquakes upon his massive kankles. Usually a horizontally challenged person whether it be a guy or girl smells like shit because they do not wash under their rolls or titties.
Rosie O'donnell is horizontally challenged.
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Noun; the act of engaging in sexual intercourse, which is usually associated with two people laying on top of each other on a horizontal surface and engaging in rythmic sex screwing, which may or may not bear resemblance to a dance.
I asked my girlfriend if she would like to do the Horizontal Shuffle, she obliged and so I laid some serious pipe on that broad. I felt like Super Mario after I was done with her.
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A politically correct way of calling someone fat, oftentimes used with the vertically challenged to call someone short and fat.
Wow, that guy is horizontally gifted, he weighs over 400 pounds!
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Having sex early in the morning.
Girl, if you date him beware, he's a horizontal rooster.