porpoise hork

foul smelling whale vomit commonly used as an insult.

"what smells like freaking porpoise hork?"

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hork

To suck something up your nose so that you can either:
A- have it come out one of your nostrils
B- have it come out of your mouth

Steve-O horked on a worm

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hork wad

That goop thats regurgitated during a belch after a large meal.

Also an insult for a particularly annoying person

After dinner I belched up a hork wad that set my sinuses on fire.


Look you hork wad, you're starting to get me really honked off.

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Hork Slam

When you absolutely Shit on someone in a video game.

EX: Blake: "I absolutely HORK SLAMMED THAT GUY INTO THE GROUND!"

Porpus Hork

A crusty and almost always foul smelling substance which grows under the fat folds and rolls of extremely fat and dirty people. Sometimes can be found on the corners of the mouth.

"Dude, what smells like porpus hork around here?"

"Yeah, I think its that fat guy who works in publishing, he just waddled past us to the handicapped bathroom."

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hork-idge

The phlegm and clogging inside your throat or nose that you may be trying to spit out, hereby making the horkidge noises to remove said phlegm. Sometimes the result of eating dairy products such as ice cream, or the common cold.

"Elaine sure has alot of hork-idge from eating that malt, that sound she makes is so narly."

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hork crunchies

peices of undigested food,
stomach innards or otherwise crunchy substance located in ones spit puddle after they hock a loogie, or maybe even cough up a lung.

why do you have hork crunchies?

maybe you decide to cough up a chunky one. why?
cause there's crunchies stuck inside you!!

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