very good singer/actress
strong
depressed
loved
oh your voice reminds me of Whitney Houston
-no one sings like that girl Whitney
i miss Whitney she was truly loved
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when you take a poop in someone's pillowcase without them knowing it so they get a nice surprise as they lay down to sleep
My neighbor's dog keeps shitting in my yard so I gave him a houston hotpocket to see how he liked it.
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When your partner performs oral sex on you whilst having pop-rocks in their mouth, creating a tingling sensation which can be quite pleasurable.
Me: Bro, this chick gave me a Houston Sparkler last night.
Bro: Shit, I just got a regular BJ.
Me: Rough, bro.
Ghost like town filled with methamphetamine labs housed in buses. unhospitable in nature. Residents show declining brain function after five years. Water is polluted with unknown contaminates that cause retardation and many unstudied birth side effects.
Population = Unknown
Meth head 1 "So... where you going to get your meth from tonight?..."
Meth Head 2 "Houston, Alaska"
The act of getting head while standing and after cumming on her face gently push her head through your sweaty taint.
Bro I killed it last night The fat girls always love a houston dirty.
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A former NBA 2-guard nicknamed H20 because he wore #20 and his jumper was smooth as water. Best known for his stint with the Knicks. A crowd pleaser at the Garden and a good role model.
If you can shoot like Allan Houston you're either lying or you're a robot.
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Norco/Xanax/Soma
The Houston Cocktail is a mixture of three prescription drugs often prescribed in combination at many pill mills around Houston. Users compare the mixture to a heroin like high. Many overdoses are reported after the use of this combination of drugs due to the increased risk of respiratory depression. The Houston cocktail includes-
NORCO-10mg/325mg hydrocodone APAP (opiate derivative used for moderate to severe pain relief)
XANAX- 2mg alprazolam (benzodiazepine used for panic disorder)
SOMA- 350mg Carisoprodol (muscle relaxant used for muscle spasms)
Users often get most of the euphoria from the Norco. The Xanax adds a mellowing and more depressed effect, and the soma is used to potentiate the high all together.
"Bro I got fucked on that Houston cocktail last night. I took 10 dones, 2 bars and 5 somas. Can you come pick me up? I'm somewhere off of 610 and I have no pants on..."
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