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To hump a man or a woman analy, and both partners shit during the sex.
your mom and i did the humpty dumpty. it kinda ruined the carpet.
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Refers to a person who likes to sleep around.
Humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall.
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The act of having vaginal sex while relieveing oneself of fecal matter.
"Dood, I was taking this huge dump the other day, when this chick came in and just rode my cock! It was amazing!" Paul "The Sodomizer"
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when my extremely small poodle tries to hump my larger poodles face in a very innapropriate yet hilarious manner that is soo funny i wanna pissy my pants!! or my smaller poodle moving in an up and down motion repetedly in a fast manner on the female dogs wrong end aka her face. ewwwwww!
small dog~ ---humpy-dumpty!--- ---humpty-dumpty!---
larger dog~ ---growls--- thats my F'in face!! MORON!!
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A cutesy word for sex. Used by couples who have similar pet names for everything else.
Want to have humpty dumpty later?
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This is when you fuck a short, fat girl or guy in the ass.
Keisha and I are gonna do the humpty dumpty tonight!
Don't call me tonight. Mike and I will be doing the humpty dumpty.
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When you are intoxicated to the point that while taking a dump, you actually lose balance and fall off onto the floor.
"Damn man, i was so fucked up friday that i woke up in the morning with a tampon stuck up my ass."
"Dude thats nothing, im STILL cleaning up from where i ended up pulling a humpty dumpty before i even got it all out of me."
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