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Splain-shame

The act of explaining facts to someone in an effort to get them to realize they are acting in a shameful manner. Often used to convince people to stop believing that others are deceived by their bullshit.

"Bobby had to splain-shame George into admitting that his girlfriend was indeed a hobag"

by Johnnyboy369 November 6, 2019


retard-splaining

1. The act of explaining something so simple that only a retard wouldn't already know.

2. The act of explaining something to someone as if they are retarded.

"it really depends on how you want togo about playing it. If you want to be more tanky go with an HP bonus, of you want self sustain then go for regen"
"Why are you retard-splaining to me?"

by BeezeChorger May 15, 2023


GPT-Splain

When you need to explain something to someone but don't want to be accused of mansplaining so you get ChatGPT to do the dirty work for you

I had to GPT-Splain to Diana what "Level 1 unlocked" was but didn't want to be accused of mansplaining 'cus she hates that.

by Beazneez September 29, 2023


stop splaining

A command to shut someone up when you don't want to hear what the other person has to say, nor explain the reason why.

Larry tried explaining his ambitious unrealized dreams to Anne, but there was no way Anne could understand his rambling lectures, and half baked ideas.
As soon as Larry would say one of his key words Anne was on que like a conditioned Pavlov Dog with rabies uncontrollably command Larry to stop splaining.

Larry would pout, and stammer in response, but with no hope of continuing.

by mlhiss May 7, 2020


Protestant-splaining

When a Protestant tries to explain Catholic or Orthodox teaching and completely fails by spewing misinformation or twisting what they actually believe.

“Catholics believe the Pope is God.” That’s Protestant-splaining Anderson.

by cathchild June 18, 2022