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If someone says immunity necklace, then whatever they say next cannot be judged by anyone.
Jen: immunity necklace
Judy: oh god
Jen: Madeline has a big ass nose and is a bitch
a phrase said before the speaker says the most foulest, jaw-dropping, timber-shivering thing to ever reach the ear of man.
john- “immunity necklace…”
bob- “oh no”
Someone who tragically does not understand the appeal of sexy, fast cars.
I love the new BMW convertible but my husband is Auto Immune and drives a boring SUV.
A religious freedom to obtain anything that normally requires a purchase as long as the individual has their education (Diploma,Degree,G.E.D)
I did not have the money to afford to pay bus fair to go to church so I expressed my religion via Capital Immunity to avoid the fair.
Statutes that protect snow plow operators from liability for damaging your property.
A snow plow took out my mailbox, but I couldn't sue the city thanks to diplowmatic immunity.
Yo how did the immune system find out about the weed Byron?
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Refers to the human race's unwritten legal code ("The System") that exempts dead people from being responsible/punishable for unwise or offensive action.
Thanks to the rules of the immune system, dead people cannot be blamed or caused to feel regret for prejudiced remarks, as is shown in the following infamous comic conversation from television.
Achmad the Dead Terrorist: I would not kill the Jews... I would just toss a penny between them, and watch them fight to the death over it! Or in the case of a couple Catholic priests, I would toss in a small boy!
Jeff Dunham: Stop it, Achmad! You can't be telling racist jokes on my show! It offends people!
Achmad the Dead Terrorist: Well, I'm already dead, so what do I care?
{{audience guffaws}}
Achmad the Dead Terrorist: SILENCE!!! I KEEL you!
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