Dictionary

1) A book used to look up the definitions of words.

2) A gay version of Pictionary where you guess who's genitalia a player is drawing.

1) DOUCHE #1: Hey bro, look up swagger in the dictionary.

DOUCHE #2: I can't dude 'cause my four popped collars become so tight around my neck that they have damaged my spinal chord and rendered the lower half of my body useless thus I am unable to open a book.

DOUCHE#1: That sucks man. I'm gonna go dip my balls in kerosene and light them on fire 'cause that would make a sweet Youtube video.

DOUCHE#2: Rock on bro!

2) STRAIGHT GUY: Okay your turn.

GAY GUY: *Draws penis*

STRAIGHT GUY: Gahh! WTF is that?! Aren't we playing Pictionary?

GAY GUY: Pictionary? Oh... I thought you said Dictionary.

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Dictionary

Soon to be our next fossil fuel.

I slapped my teacher with a dictionary.

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Dictionary

That which tells us to think what we never knew. The great manipulater of ignorance.

What does that mean?

Look it up in the dictionary.

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You fucking idiot you just searched for the definition of a dictionary in a dictionary. There is a limit to how dumb an average human can be you dipshit

"I just searched for the definition of a dictionary in a dictionary"
"You pathetic loser take this L imma fortnite dance on your decaying body"

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Dictionary

Apparently it was an archaic form of looking up words before spell check and Wikipedia.

I used to chew on the cover of aDictionary at skool

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dictionary

A ludicrous tome compiled by Noah Webster.

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dictionary

You're lookin' at one, moron. (see MORON)

This is a dictionary.

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