junipers knot

It's an odd term really, Juniper's Knot resembles a lot fencing, though it being much more mental than physical.
It is when a mastermind concocts a plan where he will riposte his assailant who is often a stalker, lurker. It means to catch the assailant in a knot where they can't go back nor advance, making them trapped. It's a process that can take days or even weeks to complete, normally going very slowly as to not alert said stalker.

Person A : Hey man, the other day I caught this girl who was stalking me with a Juniper's Knot, she didn't expect it!

Person B : No one expects the Junipers Knot!

quilby knot

Small brown balls found in the crotch area of a woman's panties. Formed by the amalgamation of the remanants of faecal matter, piss crystals and other vaginal discharge.

"I ate one of Carols Quilby Knots the other night, it looked and tasted a bit like a malteaser."

"Can you recommend a washing powder that will get rid of my Quilby Knots"

Tie the knot

1. To get married.

2. Two gay men tying their dicks together for pleasure.

Example 1:

Keith: Jessica and I are finally going to tie the knot!
Tyrone: That's great, congratulations on getting married soon!

Example 2:
Guy: Rick and I are about to tie the knot.
Tammy: *Excitement* You guys are getting married?!
Guy: No we are just going to go home and tie our dicks together.

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Sugondese Knots

Crafted from the fibers of various tree nuts and tied using traditional Bofasim technique, Sugondese Knots represent the industrious spirit of a people’s culture that spans millennia.

The material is sturdy, structured, and durable, all while maintaining a malleable shape. Resembling two large walnuts in a pouch, Sugondese Knots can be utilized in a multitude of manners. According to the Sugondese customs, sharing Sugondese Knots is warmly welcomed and encouraged — it is not uncommon to have your neighbor’s Sugondese Knots and your significant other’s Sugondese Knots at the same time. These knots are deeply rooted in Sugondese day-to-day lifestyles. At work, its expected to keep any new hires’s Sugondese Knots in the boss’s office until a promotion is awarded. At competitive pastimes, winners are encouraged to stand in public with their trophy and the loser’s Sugondese Knots.
The methodology behind harvesting tree nut fibers and processing them into a rope that can only be tied using one singular technique is why everyone cannot get enough of Sugondese Knots.

Winston Woston: “Thats a durable rope and extremely intricate looking knot design! Where can I get one of those?!”

Bofa High Priest: “approach me in the evening.. ill guide you to Sugondese Knots. You can even bring your family and ill ensure their journey to Sugondese Knots”

Fisherman's Knot

The promptly tied, mess avoiding, knot made at the open end of a sperm filled condom. The knot is tied quickly upon withdrawal and unsheathing the penis to avoid any leakage of errant cum.

After nutting up full the reservoir end of his lamb skin sheath, Dan quickly pulled out and secured his load with a Fisherman's Knot.

fuck knot

The funky knot that occurs in the back of a girl hair (assuming its long) after too much missionary position sex.

I'm gonna need a rake to get this fuck knot outta my hair :D

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pop knot

A knot that “pops up” on one’s head due to a blow such as from blunt force trauma.

When the prison guard rapped an inmate on the head with his Billy club, a big old pop knot rose up on his head!