juniper

juniper is perfect, they are the most nicest person that I've ever met. my life was empty without them and they also never fail to make me happy. they have the most prettiest eyes and they have the best sence of humour. they're really funny too. I really am thankful to have them. I love juniper so much. :))

person A: hey are you juniper? that person's girlfriend?
person B: yes

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Juniper

fierce lioness A Juniper is the most amazing kind of friend you can have. They love animals and will stick up for you no matter what. They are caring and funny. Don't get on their bad side or hurt their friends because they will rip you to shreds. A juniper is also an icon of the kind of person we all want to be. Juniper's are also the sexiest of all fierce lioness.

FOR EXAMPLE
Teacher: Okay kids what do you want to be when you grow up?
Class: JUNIPER

Antonyms: bitch rude meat eater
Synonyms: awesome vegetarian pretty

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juniper

baddest bitch you have ever met ( aka evergreen shrub)

Damn, look at juniper today

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Juniper

She is the most awesome girl. The best person in the world. Your welcome :)

Juniper is a coooooolllll caaaattttttttt

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Juniper

A name hippies give their children, it's also my name, and my mother is definitely hippie.

Her parents must be vegans. Her name is Juniper!

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Junipered

A childish term made up by Cisco because they are losing market share to Juniper and aren't happy about it.

John Chambers: "Damn it, another 10% of market share lost! We've been Junipered!"

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Juniper

A dwelling in which only the elite members of society are given the opportunity to reside.

Juniper kids rule the population, they are the leaders, they are the strong minded achievers.

Living in juniper for 2+ years is a great feat, and one that may be boasted throughout the lives of those who complete this daunting task.

Juniper kids are regarded and feared across camp as they are far superior to any other soul to walk the dusty roads and gravel paths leading down to crescent lake.

Do work boys, living in juniper is a privilege, not a right. you have to work for it and earn it!

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