So far in the closet, you're in Narnia.
Look at that guy eyeing me up like that, he's such a Narnia gay...
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legendary weed that is supposed to be so potent, that you are stoned in one hit. many search for it, but no one has reported finding it. described as having so many red-hairs, that it looks like a lions mane
Spicolli: dude, I think I found the chronic of narnia!
Bro: naw dude, it was just good jamacian stuff, but keep trying
When a female's breasts are so large that you could stick your head in between them and have your whole head disappear. When your head disappears, it ends up in Narnia.
"Whoa that girl could take me to Narnia."
"I'm going to get to go to Narnia tonight."
"I'm going to Narnia later today."
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a gay guy who's so far in the closet (or wardrobe!) that he's in Narnia.
I can't believe that he hasn't come out to you yet--what a Queen of Narnia!
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Getting so intoxicated that you think you have found Narnia
Sam- "Dude, I found Narnia"
Joe- "Where man?"
Sam- "It's in this water bottle!"
Joe- "Alright man time to go to sleep, you're finding Narnia again."
A Narnia Holiday is when your boyfriend sends you away somewhere because he has people visiting him who do not know he is gay. That way he gets to stay in the closet.
My boyfriend had his mother visting him so he sent me on a narnia holiday at my mates place for the week.
The magical land where Republicans come from and hope to return too. Common features include The Cold War, but against either Nazi's or the bad guys from Rocky and Bullwinkle, a Pleasantville environment, everyone gets along and there are no minorities, and Jesus who ahs returned and smites the unworthy. Those lost in Republican Narnia may remain there temporarily or permanatley, it is often completly treatable.
"My mom keeps warning me about STDs, I don't even have a girldfriend."
"She must be in Republican Narnia"
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