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Infected Toe

An infected toe is yummy,it can contain protein,healthy fats and some yummy texture

Yummy infected toe,i like it.

by wtfgabe. October 10, 2019


gut infection

A bacterial infection of the bowel,

easily treated with antibiotics, but often misdiagnosed.

It is more prevalent in elderly, sicker people, and those taking certain antibiotics and anti-reflux medication,

however it is becoming more common among fit, young people.

synonym: Clostridium difficile
some symptoms: Crippling stomach cramps, diarrhea, nausea, lethargy,...

-Mom, I'm having diarrhea and stomach cramps!

I see, we must go to the doctor it must be a gut infection, told you to be careful with what you eat!

by LaaCarteronne December 10, 2013


Joey Infection

A infection caused when a man named joey touches you or aids.

Joey touched my dick yesterday and now I have the Joey Infection.

by Nutsackeaters September 13, 2017


Vorheest Infection

A viscous bacterial infection of the women’s coochie; named after a specific and original victim, the Vorheest Infection, in short, feels like battery acid and fire ant smoothie on your cooter.

β€œI cannot believe I am suffering from a Vorheest Infection... I should have stayed protected...”

by caitdawg April 19, 2021


plumbing infection

whenever a fat mexican tells you to flush a fat lollipop down the toilet and then the fat lollipop gets stuck

Kenzie: this lollipop is gross
Zo: Flush it down the toilet

Kenzie: no thats gonna make a plumbing infection

by Drsteinscoat June 4, 2023


Stash Infection

When one's mustache begins to get to the persons head making him/her believe they are a complete bad-ass. Stash infections begin when one starts to believe they "cannot be f*cked with!"

That guy across the bar with the handle bar mustache is staring you down. If you say "hey" and and the man does not answer at all, leaving you with a stare, the man is suffering from stash infection.

by WIllie the Kid February 20, 2009

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Yeast infection

For actual definition look up in encyclopedia.

Meant as an addition to the fact that people tend to write here that a yeast is not sexually transmittable.

ANY YEAST INFECTION is transmittable by touch, especcially sexual. Yeast produces spores. And spores may be delivered by skin-to-skin contact. So yeah,
Don't have sex with people when they are yeast infected.
You'll be sorry...

"You know she had a yeast infection ? And you had sex anyway ?"
"Sure, I bathe, so I thought it wouldn't affect me.."

"Omfg, that asshole gave me a yeast infection.."
"Are you sure it ain't anything else ?"

Wear rubbers !!

by UmmNotMe March 13, 2011

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