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Sniffing your finger after a Finger blast will give you all the information you need on the girl to if she is a "gooden" or not.
Was she nice? " Yeah used the old Man Insurance, Top quality"
Variant - Something to prevent anal rape.
Inmate 1: You gonn' get ass raped!
Inmate 2: Quite untrue good sir, I happen to have fastened my soap to a lengthy cord, allowing for easy retrieval in the case of dropping it in the showers. I call it... Asshole Insurance
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The act of going to the toilet when you don't really need to, to make sure you don't need to go later. Usually conducted prior to long car journeys or departure from drinking establishments.
Her:"lets leave this pub before your too drunk to leave"
Him:"OK, but I need to take an insurance piss first"
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The act of cheating in the beginning of a relationship, by any means defined as cheating, with a female, for the sole purpose of the "just in case she cheats on me" clause while hence in a relationship. Opposition definition "Boyfriend Insurance" aka "Slut" clause.
John got with Jane but heard she cheated on five other boyfriends, so John got girlfriend insurance and hooked up with Jane's sister Jill.
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A trick of the skilled asshole; Asshole insurance. The insurance covers all acts of assholery by providing the victim with an assemblage of minions ready to vouch for the legitimacy of his/her actions.
For use in DnD 3.5:
Take the "Leadership" feat at LVL 7 and then "Asshole Insurance" at LVL 10 and you're all set.
What the hell? Another paycut... right before Christmas? Fucking asshole! Goddamn Mr. Smith and his asshole insurance.
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Previous to the act of masturbation, an Insurance Piss is the act of urinating immediately after the primary finish. This is to ensure that the individual can avoid cleaning up his Second Wind. (See Second Wind).
Paul was tired of cleaning up his Second Wind, so he began trying an Insurance Piss. This way he could pee and not worry about a secondary clean up.
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