Do you like butter in your muffin?

1. Do you like hot semen inside your vagina?

2. Do you like butter in your muffin?

No, thank-you. Just jam for me

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How Do You Like Your Eggs?

A game involving ten guys. Five a side, you stand about three metres from each other, and using some kind of object (A shoe or ball works well) you throw it at the opposition team, aiming at the testicles. If the object strikes you anywhere and you flinch, you lose a piece of clothing. If the object hits your balls and you DON'T flinch, you get to put a piece of clothing back on. Once you're naked, you're out; last man with clothes on wins for his team.

We were bored last night, so we played How Do You Like Your Eggs?

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do it like they do it on the discovery channel

Anal sex. Usually used by fuckboys

Fuckboy: Damn girl..wanna do it like they do it on the discovery channel
Girl:no fucking way

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How do you like your eggs in the morning?

An efficient pick up line to filter out Millennials

Hey sweet cheeks, how do you like your eggs in the morning?

Fuck you asshole, I'm vegan

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how do you like your eggs in the morning?

the best pick up line that one could use; pairs especially well with a black beret, will get you the girl

hi i’m date mike. pleased to meet me. how do you like your eggs in the morning?

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Do you like to sing your ABCs?

A slang term used to insultingly call someone stupid to their face without directly offending them.

Jeff: does something really stupid
Me: do you like to sing your ABCs?

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do you like how i talk

do you like how my face disentrigrates into chalk

do you like how i talk

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