Jack Sparrowed

When a Carleton College female forces her sloppy, unkept blue waffle snatch upon a St. Olaf male, engulfing him alive. This is in reference to Captain Jack Sparrow in the movie Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, where the Kraken (the Carleton cunt) fully consumes him (the St. Olaf male).

St. Olaf Male 1: Dude, did you hear about Steve?
St. Olaf Male 2: Yeah, I heard he went down to Carleton the other day.
St. Olaf Male 1: He got Jack Sparrowed dude! We haven't seen or heard from him since.
St. Olaf Male 2: My God...

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Jack Sparrow

While having intercourse, tie your pubes together with someone else making it look like jack sparrow's beard

i really loved having a jack sparrow

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jack sparrow

Captian Morgan, Jack Daniels, and Coca-Cola mixed drink

I'll take an Irish Carbomb and a Jack Sparrow.

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Jack Sparrow

(verb) to Jack Sparrow

1. To pirate/steal back anything you already own because it is easier than screwing around with licenses and/or people.
2. To pirate any digital content.

"to Jack Sparrow" is derived from the fictional character "Jack Sparrow" who is a character in the movie series "Pirates of the Caribbean". He is an underhanded little cross dressing pirate with too much eyeliner on who steals, loses and steals back a myriad of dubious items and riches.

1.
Frank: Fucking Stan, that ass hole still hasn't returned me my statistics book
Bob: Dude... why don't you just Jack Sparrow it?

2.
Frank: That is a pretty cool app, how much did you pay?
Bob: Don't know, I just Jack Sparrowed it

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Jack Sparrow

While you're doing a wench from behind you take a swig if rum, then shove the bottle in her ass as you yell "Savvy!?"

Dude : I Jack Sparrowed my bitch last night.
Dude #2 : Yeah? How'd that go?
Dude : She wasn't savvy... so I robocopped her her and left.

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Jack Sparrow

A guy is receiving oral sex from a girl, he then pulls out and ejaculates in her eye then he donkey punches her in the leg. This will create the effect of her having an eye patch and peg leg like a pirate.

After seeing Pirates of the Caribbean, my girlfriend and I went home and I gave her a Jack Sparrow.

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Jack Sparrow Drunk

Drinking alcohol nonstop, never sobering up, and still accomplishing things most people can’t manage to do sober.

I can’t believe he robbed a bank, stole a corvette, and evaded the police after a high speed chase, all while swigging from a few fifths of everclear. That man sure was Jack Sparrow drunk.

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