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Place full of 2 types of people: Single Marines and married Marines. Place has shops, clubs, loose women and dealers that slap young guys with a 26% apr. Despite it not being the best place, it’s close to Wilmington atleast.
If you meet a girl from Jacksonville Nc then stay tf away because she most likely has 1st Sgt on speed dial.
Jacksonville ohio, the place before Chauncey ohio & Glouster Ohio, it's like the step sister who thinks her shit doesn't stink, when her step brother glouster is the trashy drug dealer and her step sister Chauncey is the slutty stepsister with 5 kids by 5 different baby daddies. Jacksonville is the place where the people who live there get pissed when you say their from Glouster, even though it's 2 mIles up the road. Where the locals say "at least I'm not from glouster!" But they all go to the same High School.
"I'm not from Glouster Ohio, I'm from Jacksonville ohio! We are cleaner here and don't shoot heroin!"
Mullet style haircut gained mostly by not getting a haircut for four to five months while attempting to grow surfer style longer men's hair. Usually attained by a redneck with semi-male pattern baldness and worn to NASCAR events, under a trucker hat .
Paired well with neon sunglasses on a neckstrap.
Jacksonville Mullet = Jacksonville equivalent of Hawaii surfer hair.
That dude hasn't gotten a haircut for all of COVID. Hes got a total Jacksonville mullet.
A toilet bowl filled with turds
After you live in a shithole like Jacksonville, FL long enough, you start to stink.
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'95 expansion team who made the playoffs from '96-99, but suck now
The Jags went 14-2 in '99, losing both games to the Titans and losing to them again in the playoffs
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Ever watch the show "My Name is Earl"? Well, take all the characters, multiply them by 500,000, and you got Jacksonville: the most racist, backward, inbred city of cretins in America. A NASCAR lover's utopia of mullets, beerbellies, crooked cops (see the documentary "Murder on a Sunday Morning" to know I'm not lying), and people with unforking family trees.
Jacksonville City Government is controlled by a Church/Cult/Hypocrisy center that keeps Jacksonville the badly dressed laughing stock of the other designer label Florida cities.
Full of fat chicks with supermodel attitudes. EVERY, and buddy, I mean E-V-E-R-Y girl over the age of 16 is an unwed mother. The favorite vacation spot for most inhabitants is jail. The general landscape resembles a half occupied strip mall filled with vagrants and no end in sight, but people who live there love to say that it's the hottest city in Florida (snicker).
KKK membership is mandatory to become a cop or city councilman. They have a beautiful new library that is always uncrowded, surprise, surprise.
In summary, Jacksonville, Florida is the only city that a Category 5 hurricane would actually improve.
Jacksonville, FL is a whole city populated by "Earl's" brother.
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City for retirement, meth, Crack cocaïne and methadone. Home of inbreds and thieves. If you end up here you hAve really hit rock bottom. Or your a drug addict. Also a large export ofcooking drugs for the less fortunate city's.
Did you see that Crack whore at moody in jacksonville, texas getting robbed?
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