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Jacksonville is the gateway to hell. If Florida is an anomalous wasteland, Jacksonville is the apex of Florida. Home to one of the only north flowing rivers, the St. Johns, Jacksonville is a very geographically and politically important city. It is the largest city in the United States land-wise, and has one of the highest murder rates, along with a large ghetto. It's also the unofficial capital of Florida (Damn Tallahasee). If you want to go here, we're quite the interesting city once you get used to the screams and organs.
Disclaimer: The previous statement about screams and organs is false. However, some bastards do traffic children. If you see this, shoot on site.
"Ah yes, Jacksonville. Simultaneously the best and worst city in the entire united states. Wait, what? You weren't asking about Jacksonville? Huh, sorry."
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Jacksonville Florida. A beautiful little city nestled on the east coast against the Atlantic Ocean. With its close proximity to Georgia one might associate it with its neighbor 90 miles north, but one visit to Jacksonville will immediately change your mind. The glory of Florida summers and the mild winters of southern Georgia packaged into one makes for one breathtaking city.
I recommend visiting Atlantic Beach, just fifteen minutes east of the heart of Jacksonville. Atlantic Beach, a small seashore community with bleached white sand and great surf, ranging from placid lake to Great Rapids torrent. Take your pick.
Before trip to Jacksonville: "Oh yeah, Jacksonville... that city that held the Super Bowl..."
After trip to Jacksonville: "Oh my Gosh! It was so beautiful! When can I get back?!"
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a fine city in northern Florida, ten times better than Orlando.
Jacksonville has a mass transit system. Orlando has a congested bus system. Figure out which one is better.
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The worst fucking city in the entire state of Florida. Don't move here unless you enjoy gang violence, heroin addicts, racist rednecks, shitty drivers, unkempt infrastructure, polluted rivers, dirty beaches, suckass football teams, low paying jobs, expensive yet roach filled and moldy apartments, and awful public schools.
You: "I'm moving to Jacksonville next year."
Me: "You poor fuck."
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A City in Northeast Florida, known also as Duval, "Da BangEm", and 904 etc.
Jacksonville is a unique city. With one of the top three murder rates in the country, 7 beaches within 20 miles, a river that runs straight through it (one of two rivers in the world that runs north), and the largest land mass of any city in the United States, its anything but ordinary.
With one of the largest ghettos in the country, (Northside/Westside) its hard not to have a large murder rate. And we do.
Jacksonville is a diverse city, with some of everything, Latinos, Whites, Blacks, and is definatley not the Nascar loving city many people think it to be.
Most tourists come to jacksonville for the beaches, or for the superbowl that was held in 2005.
Many Famous musical artists came from jacksonville, such as lynyrd skynyrd, young cash, red jumpsuit apparatus, shinedown, yellowcard, 38. special, florida boys, along with many more.
Jacksonville is also home to the Jaguars, arguably one of the most Gangsta NFL teams, with players like Reggie Nelson and Rashean Mathis.
All in all, Jacksonville is a great city, and im proud to represent da 904.
All these other haters cant handle the beast of the south that is DUVAL.
"Hey, did you catch the Jags game last nite where Mathis intercepted Rothlisberger twice and ran for touchdowns?"
"Yeah, nothin but straight G's come outta J-ville"
"There are also a few bands of Vigilantes operating in the 904, such as J.I."
"WTF"
"Jacksonville"
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City in NorthEast Florida, hosted the 2005 Super Bowl. Pwns Orlando in every possible way. Best city in America.
Tourist 1: Wow that city is kool! It's better than Orlando!
Tourist 2: Must be Jacksonville!
Tourist 3: Jacksonville is full of people with the bling!
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