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Jake

They are great friends with a big personality and quite handsome. Also the hilarious one of the group in a crazy daredevil way. But they can also get on your nerves a bit.

If you were thinking about dating him you would have to get to know him first because when you first see him he just seems like an average hot dude but when you get to know him you will realize he is extremely dirty minded and crazy. But then when you peel off the last layer you will realize he has quite a sensitive side so good luck.
Also why do they always say this: MASTERBATION MASTERBATION JUICY CHIZZZZ.

friend: Jake why is your but so big
jaKE: ITS FULL OF MASTERBATIONAL JUICES
friend: If I pop 1 cheeck will it spill every where

by 13thDalek July 28, 2020

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Jake

Jakes can be a boy of any age, Generally in good shape. Most of the time has brown hair and blue or brown eyes. May grow up to be in some kind of service for his country. He can always make people laugh but has too sides. Sometimes jakes like to be to manly and end up lying. But don’t get the wrong expression girls if there is a Jake in your life spend time with him when you can.

Maddie: β€œDid you just see Jake he did like 100 pull ups I hope he asks me out”
Jake: β€œ maybe we can go out some time, oh my did you see that girls ass, Maddie we are over”

by The thinking girl April 9, 2018

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Jake

The sweetest guy you will ever meet. Cute, Handsome, and funny.
Every girls dream guy.

Jake= Cute, Funny, Amazing

That guy is such a Jake

by 애ꡐ짱 June 26, 2014

16πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Jake

Jake is the most amazing person in the world. He is kind, sweet, funny, loving, and really fun to be around. He will always try to comfort you if you are scared or worried. He will also make you happier when you are sad or depressed. He cares a lot for his friends and the girls he dates. My boyfriends name is Jake and I'lol tell you that he is the best boyfriend that I have ever had. Jake is amazing in so many ways. You could get lost in his eyes for hours, or you can fall for him just by passing him in the halls. He is the sweetest, most trustworthy person I have ever met and he is my favorite person ever. I love Jake so much!πŸ’–πŸ’–

"Who is that?"
"That's Jake!"
What's he like?"
"I can tell you one thing, he is a GREAT boyfriend!"

by Rhorst05 February 18, 2017

17πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Jake

HOly fuck he is a Greek god. He has the greatest hair. Nicest jawline. Perfect nose. Twinkling eyes. He is fucking beautiful. But his personality is what makes him the best. He is the greatest best friend and the most loving guy you will ever meet. He is so daddY IN BED. fuck.

Girl: Jake made me scream so loud I forgot I had a voice the next morning.

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Boy: oh fuck I'm screwed. Jake is so cute.

by rose given by daddy May 17, 2017

9πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Jake

Jake's idea of flirting is creepy and slightly perverted. He will take pictures of you in secret, talk about private information, and get down with Pikachu. He may also sometimes say things such as, "Horny Jake activated."

Jake, please stop taking pictures of me!

by IsGudd November 3, 2019

19πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Jake

A badass guy who takes no shit

I wouldn't mess with Jake

by MudDigger802 May 25, 2015

24πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž