T3h Jake, Jakester, JakeMeister, Your God and Messiah to name a few of his other names. This is the name of greatness, guaranteed to pwn you without a second thought. You are powerless against his rapier wit and charming looks, men cower, sluts languish dejectedly due to his disinterest, but be careful... the jakehugger is a specially devised mechanism that can be cast upon you withouta thought and will inflate your ego to dangerous levels!
Jakeness: omgz ur so l337
Ron: i wurship u jakeness
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A guy who is always so you have to remind him not to be late. He also plays Minecraft
Austin: βJake donβt be late.β
Jake: βShut up.β
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When one of your friends make a joke and then the kid that thinks heβs funny tries add on and completely ruins the joke
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Someone who has a great smile. Typically athletic and knows what he's doing on the court or the field. An honest drunk, but also the sweetest guy you'll ever meet. Never hesitates to speak his mind, unless he's talking to a girl he's into. Is one of the greatest people you could possibly know. Very handsome with a contagious laugh!
-That kid Jake really makes my day!
-Person #1: Did you see #12?
Person #2: Yeah that's Jake, he's amazing isn't he?
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A jake is someone you just always want to talk to. yeah he may have a past but he has changed into an amazing person that you can trust. he always knows exactly what to say when your sad. he aways wants to make you laugh and be happy. he has the greatest hair and his eyes are just fucking goals. he is always there for you and you can tell him anything anf everything without you judging him.over all jake is just a really good guy
girl 1:" yeah so geuss what!"
girl 2:"what!"
girl 1:" me and jake have a thing!"
girl 2: "wtf why wasnt he a fuckboy!?"
girl 1: beleive what you want but jake had a rough past but hes changed now."
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The act of flexing for no fucking reason and making everyone around said person feel bad and thinks they are being humble about it, usually after an assessment.
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To be completely intoxicated from alcohol. Extremely drunk. (especialy from Dewars or Glenfiddich, maybe Guinness).
Yo fool, you should of seen Paul last night, man....he was JAKED!
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