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An artist that has some popular songs like "Wrong", "Outta My Head" and more. Like seriously how is he not mainstream yet. His sound is melodic, catchy and bouncy.
Speaker: "They ain't got me thinking wrong I'm not a shoota"
Guy 1: "Yo what song is this it lowkey bops."
Guy 2:" Jan Metternich you never heard of him?"
Guy 1: "No..."
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Jan 28 means, you have to hug/slap someone with a J name
On Jan 28 I hugged a girl/boy with a J name
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RPE: "That Karl Jan guy seems nice."
TL: "Super cool guy. Just like his brother, but take away the asshole factor."
A man who is equivalent to the Maou-sama. Lele faction and Soul faction were his mortal quad enemies.
A Norwegian island with only 18 residents. Their primary export is gravel. It's known among the Victoria II community as a 15 man country able to create the Empire of Polar Bears and make Scandinavia a part of the Empire as well.
19th century European Newspaper: In other news, Jan Mayen has reformed under the Polar Bear Empire and expresses their intentions to annex Scandinavia under the rule of polar bears. No European country has responded to their intentions, and instead are attempting to create a valid casus belli against Sweden for letting an insane country of 15 adult males become an independent nation run by bears.
The one man who can deal with everything. The biggest cojones in town. Be careful when asking Jan Willem for help. He will help you. Oh god, he will. He will be on it like a motherfucker. But his brilliance will shatter your own confidence forever. Relentlessly sexy, he could charm the birds out of a tree and the pants out of a nun.
Also, he is probably your real father.
Luke: He told me enough! He told me YOU killed him.
Vader: No, I am your father
Luke: Jan Willem? ben jij dat?