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When you drink coffee and it gives you the shits.
After my morning coffee I was Java Surfin' this morning.
A person who is addicted to coffee. Comes from the TV Show Gilmore Girls. Especially Lorelai and Rory are known as java junkies
LUKE: What are you doing?
LORELAI: I need coffee.
LUKE: It's 5:00 in the morning. Make coffee at your own house.
LORELAI: I did. I drank it all.
LUKE: You drank all the coffee in your house before five in the morning?
LORELAI: Big gulps, lots of sugar.
LUKE: *thinks: java junkie*
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Literally the best Genshin ytber I know. He does videos on Swords Only and Catalysts only. He slays tbh.
"Yo did you see Java the cup's new video?"
"Yes, he's so funny!"
When you pour your heart out to a girl that you liked. And she responds back with a full java script program that is syntactically correct, showing that she rejected you.
Person: Dude! I told Jessica I liked her the other day!
Bro: How'd it go?
Person: She java zoned me....
Bro: That was not cool bra.
1) Intense sexual activity after consuming large amounts of caffeine
2) participating in sexual activity in a cafe establishment
Guys, I had the greatest java-sex on my break yesterday.
Adderall and your favorite cup of joe! (coffee & adderall)
I think I might have a fucking problem, crushing adderall into moxie java.
A computing department within a shit university that teaches one language usually very badly.
Ali: Yo, Ahmed is you doing programming this semester innit?
Ahmed: Yes bruv me is doing Java
Ali: Oh my days we is one of them Java Schools
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