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Jebus chriss was a religion made on the "loverfella discord server" where a person known as chris called himself jebus chriss which became a religion
Koptet- Did you pray to jebus chriss last night?
Quackzz- Nope I totally forgot
Koptet- Oh no he will smite you in pvp tomorrow
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Something us heathen can safely say and only offend half as many people as we would have if we had actually said "Jesus Christ"
Jebus Rice! My balls are so chaffed
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After Jebus died he lost control of his intestines. When he became a zombie, he had a Jebus dingleberry stuck to his hairy legs.
Duuude! Check out the Jebus dingleberry on my poodle's butt!
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Wow! That's nice. You could say it was quite the Jebus parp.
An utterance often screamed out after a terrifying or startling instance.
"Oh Sexy Jebus! Oh Sexy Jebus, help meh!"
A new strain of highly contagious fast acting STI, consisting of dried mucus around the genitalia. Very commonly spread in party’s set in the 80s.
Johnny gave Sandy his crusty jebus last night