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another name for a townie bitch who thinks she looks hard by wearing tracksuits, starting fights, and shagging anyone with more than 50 pence in their pockets
damn, that kappa slapper is ugly!
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A phrase spammed on Twitch chat whenever someone says the word "capitalize"
Announcer: C9 needs to capitalize on TSM's mistake
Twitch chat: Kappa talize
The Sigma Kappa Sorority back then, in the early 1900's, was only for the wealthy, skinny, and so called perfect girls the frat boys were notorious of. If a frat boy thought of the perfect, mostly blonde, sorority girl, they thought of a Sigma Kappa girl. Today Sigma Kappa isn't as popular as it used to be in the west coast but has conquered schools of the preppy mid-west and east like the University of Kansas, State University of New York at Fredonia, Albright College, University of Michigan, Maryland University, The U at Minnesota, Chico State University (in California) and Pen State. Sigma Kappa's are top-tier at these universities. If you aren't a Sigma Kappa at these schools, you're probably low to mid tier which is good but not great. These sorority girls have class, pretty faces, hot bods, social essence, are popular, service oriented and quite the partiers at these colleges of course. These girls are carry confidence, purity, and the self-evidence that girls will run the world. With grades at an average of 3.5 nationally, these girls have brains and have personalities that will make you get on your knees. Find a Sigma Kappa girl and she'll welcome you to her mystic bond as so will her sisters.
Ben(Frat boy): Did you see those girls at the bar night? They were so perfect I can't get them off my mind bro.
Nick: Oh yea dude I think those girls were Sigma Kappas.
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Female equivalent of the Nike Pikey. Found all over the British Isles usually congregating in large groups at bus stops and parks. Dresses in sportswear (not just Kappa) drinks cheap cider or supermarket vodka. Constantly smoking fags. Chav scum.
"I never bin wiv 'im. I ain't no Kappa-slapper!"
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A female of the Chav species. The comman Kappa slapper is usually wearing Kappa labeled sports attire, hair is usually bleached blonde, donning roots and scraped back into a high side ponytail in order to look semi Ghetto. Usually hangs around bus stops and the local hangouts to look Street, Dope and Down. Usually asks passers buy for money, cigarettes, and to borrow your Mobile phone (cell phone) only to later steal it to sell off in order to buy crack.
Location: Town Centre.
Kappa Slapper 1: S'cuse me mate, you got time on ya?
Passer-by: Yes its two o'clock
Kapper Slapper 1: Thanks mate, you got any ciggys on ya?
Passer-by: No, sorry
Kapper Slapper 2: Your well gay
Kapper Slapper 1: 'Ere mate lend us your phone i need to call me mam
Passer-by: Er, ok, here... (gives phone)
Kapper Slapper 1: TAXED!
(Runs away with phone)
Kapper Slapper 2 (Calls out): See ya later - Minge
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Preteen– or teenage girls obviously experimenting with there image – The Kappa Slappa “Look” consist of trainers – Kappa tracksuit bottoms – an Elise jumper. This is generously accessorises with cheap looking jewellery – most of which is purchased at Elizabeth Duke of Argos. Hair is worn up in (see Corydon Facelift) – and makeup is plastered on to hide any spots blemished and love bites.
Kappa Slappa’s are usually found in groups of 3 or more – although one will occasionally break from the pack. This type of behaviour usually occurs when the Slappa in question is attracted to a male of the same species (see Tezzer). This liaison will, in the least, result her being “fingered” behind the local nightclub – however the usual outcome is pregnancy – and alas further drain on the UK’s benefit system.
See also:
Mouth Breather
Klassy Lassy
Lad A: Word round school is that Tracy will suck you off for fifty pence!
Lad B: Which one is Tracy again?
Lad A: You know the Kappa Slappa two years below us!
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A hilarious amerime show that focuses on an American actor, Mikey Simon, lost in Japan where he becomes an action superstar. With his costars...a bratty blonde Lily, a beautiful misunderstood Mitsuki, a loveable oaf Gonard, and a furry neurotic (at times) Guano...he fights life challenges that relate (well, sort of) to the show they act in. Onu, the producer and really the only character with a Japanese accent, and his servant Yes Man (YES!) are side characters.
The show itself is a parody of animes with a little American spice added in. This is controversial among fans of anime. Some believe it is great that anime is spreading throughout the world while others believe it should be only Japanese/Asian. Also, some believe that anime is being made fun of. It is, but others say it is being made fun of for the sake of anime. Only true fans of anime can appreciate the parody 100% because the references to so many animes are only understood by the anime community.
Those who are not true fans of anime are immersed by the stereotypical anime styles American style. Thus, if they did not watch it or like it before, but watch this show because of its American influence, they might actually think, "Hey! This is cool stuff!" and watch more anime.
(For me, I am a fan of anime, and I think that it is great to finally spread anime to those non-anime fans. Also, I think they aired Kappa Mikey to honour anime!)
Me: Hey Kappa Mikey's on!:D
Diehard Anime Fan: OMG NOOOOOOooooooo! *runs away*
Non-Anime Fan: Hey this is actually kinda cool!:)
Lily: I can't date Gonard! He's GONARD!
Gonard: Yeah, I can't date Gonard! He's way out of my league!
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