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My jeans are too tight...my kardashian grew.
Hey Becca, your kardashian looks great in the skirt!
108đź‘Ť 90đź‘Ž
(n) toilet bowl; common porcelain bathroom toilet
"Excuse me, I have to use the kardashian."
"Please do not flush sanitary napkins down the kardashian."
a family who are made out of plastic
oi, if them Kardashians end up in the ocean they would just float lol
A dysfunctional and unskilled family of theatrics that relies on dressing up as skank ho’s to achieve financial success by preying on the lower middle class audience.
Look at that Kardashian’s wannabe flipping goods for a quick buck.
A unit of measurement used to refer to great quantities of matter. From smallest to largest: butt load, shit ton, Kardashian.
The unit “Kardashian” refers to Kim Kardashian’s ass that truly needs its own unit of measure to be quantized. A “Kardashian” can be used to describe anything overly large in mass or quantity.
“Did you see Mark passed out last night?”
“Yeah, he drank a Kardashian of alcohol.”
“How much homework do you have tonight?”
“Ugh, I have a Kardashian.”
Ass, arse, booty, bum, butt... Kardashian.
Guy: Her kardashian was staring at me from miles
Girl: I've put on weight. My kardashian was hardly fitting into my jeans this morning
12đź‘Ť 9đź‘Ž
This is what happens when the ugly girls have to stand in line, until the prettier girls get in. Or when black women patron a black club(in LA) and are told to wait, but then some mud duck get's to walk up and be let right in.
Promoter-"Ladies, you have to wait here, we're only letting in 2 at a time."
Woman- "But we're on the guest list."
Promoter-"Don't worry, I gotchu."
Mud Ducks to Promoter-"hey babe, we aren't on the list, but Leroy said to come tonight, do we still have to wait in line?"
Promoter-says nothing and lifts the damn rope and dares the other women AND men to say something...
Woman-" Aw hell, we've been Kardashianed again!"
13đź‘Ť 11đź‘Ž