you have been brutally dunked on by a skinny man who's cock is as large as his nose
Timmy Keane's cock shoved into your eyes when timmy keane yammed on you.
British Teenage Dong Guzzling Chav
What? Her over there? Yeh she’s well Olivia Keane!
When you like to get naked with girls and then not have sex with them
The John Keane is notorious for its happening at snow globe the really shitty dungeon under green house.
Definition here: Rory's playing Hartland Snyder, like a blast from the past, but in Oppenheimer
Example of how it's used in a sentence:
Person 1: You remember Rory Keane?
Person 2: Yeah, Rory Keane as Hartland Snyder in Oppenheimer!
Keane is basically the best person to be existing. He does underestimate himself a lot and doesn’t know his worth quite well, but his soon to be girlfriend is gonna get him to know his worth. He is a guy who genuinely cares a lot, very understanding, out of the world, completely unique, respectful, smart, honest, very thoughtful, holy, attractive with a sense of humour, superior dressing sense with a great collection of shoes which if not used on the accelerator, break, clutch; has not fulfilled its purpose, having a 10/10 body and (a beast in bed?) Anyone would enjoy Keane’s company. His girlfriend will give her all to him but also use him for the money, wealth and fame.