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kissed her,f*cked her,chucked her
kid that chick was nuttin but kfc
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-Hey babe let's go to KFC
~Kentucky Fried Chicken?
-No! Kiss cuddle and fuck!
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Food that rich niggas eat ona daily , Broke niggas can't get near , if you bring out in the hood you'll get swarmed by monkey
Bro ima get KFC tyshaun you can't come you're broke and your friends tling and yongyee can't come to they're broke and they flood
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a place that is ok to eat at but. once you start working there you want to barf every-time you see chicken. the fucking greasiest place i can think of, and the BBQ snackers a lot of people like if the meat from the day before no one bought talk about fresh. some of the people (mostly boys) don't put on gloves when they make you snackers or twister wraps or that new double down shit. who knows what the fuck they have been touching
employe: so do you put gloves on both hands or one hand?
manager: kfc has to be fast serves gloves take to long to put on.
employe: i thought your suppose to tho
manager: what they don't know wont hurt
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A place where black people go every day to get a bucket of KFC this could explain why blacks are so fat and smelly and are the fattest race in America right now. Also KFC affects their insides as well because it’s clear black people are too lazy to walk to the toilet and take a shit so they shit down their trousers this explains why blacks stink.
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Slang word for a vagina. Derived from the salty smell and taste which the female's body part and the American fast food chain share. "Tastes just like KFC"
Guy 1: "I was talking about how I wanted some KFC. Next thing I know she has her pants around her ankles and tells me to take a lick."
Guy 2: "Uh dude that's nasty! Didn't she know you wanted some fried chicken?!"
Guy 1: "No she thought I wanted to eat her out. I was confused at first, but then I realized that it tastes the same; just not as filling."
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Greasy fucking shit, dubbed "KFC". Commonly mistaken for actual food. The perfect place to catch some salmonella. Tastes like dusty musty shite with some sort of fucking spice, how someone can claim there are 11 is beyond me. Mostly niggers are thought to dine here, but infact pakis have ventured outside the world of cocking curry and into the world of scoffing ex-battery chickens.
At the local KFC:
Coon # 1. "gimme dat chinking yo muvva fuka i cut you for it"
Coon # 2 "yah right nigga dis iz mah chicking"
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